In no particular order (this is all for comedy’s sake, I don’t condone urinating on people):

• No fucking U-turns.
• If you try and open the door as the driver is unlocking the car and you can’t get in, you’ve either got to walk, or get in another door before he drives off.
• If you’ve got to piss, you have to wait till someone else has to piss. Unless it’s just you and the driver, then you can piss on him, or there’s alcohol involved and he has to stop. But everyone has to piss all at once so he doesn’t stop every 2 minutes, cause that’s shit.
• You are not allowed to open a beer in a car unless it is travelling at more than 100km/h.

A guy, threading olives onto a stick (presumably off the ground) in a cafe. Not entirely sure what he was doing, but did provide some light entertainment.

I saw this and thought I would bring it to the attention of any of my readers. I know alot of us enjoy getting a little naked and these are the things you need to watch out for.