http://wakeless.net Fri, 13 Apr 2012 07:40:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://wakeless.net/archive/2009/06/rules-of-the-road-trip http://wakeless.net/archive/2009/06/rules-of-the-road-trip#comments Tue, 02 Jun 2009 07:26:45 +0000 Michael Gall http://wakeless.net/?p=235 In no particular order (this is all for comedy’s sake, I don’t condone urinating on people):

• No fucking U-turns.
• If you try and open the door as the driver is unlocking the car and you can’t get in, you’ve either got to walk, or get in another door before he drives off.
• If you’ve got to piss, you have to wait till someone else has to piss. Unless it’s just you and the driver, then you can piss on him, or there’s alcohol involved and he has to stop. But everyone has to piss all at once so he doesn’t stop every 2 minutes, cause that’s shit.
• You are not allowed to open a beer in a car unless it is travelling at more than 100km/h.

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